Fat pockets, pudgy smile His green stained eyes say they're worth your while Mouth opens, slogan rhyme Hands grabbing to get first in line You're fooled! Subliminal crime Anything to get his hands on a dime His wrists so fat bulging at the sides His gold watch seems like it's running out of time Well, This time he's got you tricked! He's got a new toy for you, you'd better come quick! Hypnotized, he leads you in to jail Just as he mentions the pendulum's for sale
Pre-Chorus: He knows what to do to get money out of you He partners screens with your pupils Fastens them with glue Some say he's fake Some say he's mean But he turns green kids in to green machines
Chorus: And his NOSE! (Every time he starts to speak) (Every time he sees you're weak) GROWS!! (Every time your wallet leaks) (As your mind loses its) GLOW! (Every word you hear from him) (Every time you listen in) (Every time you let him win) YEEAAHHHH!!!!!
This man's got you in a bubble Got you scoped out like the Hubble Makes you think your biggest trouble's How you get your double double His conscience's face is beat and torn When you win the rat race you don't become a unicorn The man sells he does it well By his pocket's you'll tell He's got a shell, it serves him well So his indifference doesn't melt He takes his money tree and grows it He's Midas junior and he knows it He shows it, he chose it As long as you've got money and you'll blow it